If you're diabetic, you should call Doctor Bernstein
Read his book any time at all, Doctor Bernstein
Doctor Bernstein, you've a new and better A1C,
He helps you to understand
He does everything he can, Doctor Bernstein
If you're low he'll pick you up, Doctor Bernstein
Take a drink from his special cup, Doctor Bernstein
Doctor Bernstein, he's a man you must believe,
Helping everyone in need
No one can succeed like Doctor Robert
Diabetes is treating me bad, misery.
I'm the kind of guy who never used to cry,
But diabetes is treating me bad, misery.
I've gone low-carb for sure,
I can't eat cake no more,
It's gonna be a drag, misery.
I'll remember all the things I used to eat,
I'll remember and I'll be the only one, lonely one,
Give insulin to me cos' everyone can see without it I will be in misery.
Oo in misery. Oo in misery.
Chains, diabetes got me locked up in chains.
And they ain't the kind that you can see,
Whoa oh, these chains of D. got a hold on me.
Please believe me when I tell you,
Candy is sweet.
I'd like to eat it,
But I can't break away from all of these chains