Mine would end up looking like the Three Stooges, "A Plumbing We Will Go. "Curly: Hey, no wonder the water don't woik. The pipe is clogged up with wires!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOXmqQPBFeU
Or, imagine the "helicopter sequence" in Goodfellas, with the added complication of bg checks and insulin dosing thrown in (or in place of the cocaine and speed) and the "diabetes police" replacing the ever-present helicopter.
Every so often I go to the DVD player, pop in Goodfellas, and skip everything else and go straight to "Last Day as a Wiseguy" because, well, that's how I feel 90% of the time. Other 10% of the time, I'm like Curly!