Diabetes, your a loathsome pet -
something I feed, but have never met.
The moment I catch you, you run away -
off with feral cats to play.
Possum, I'll catch you, I'll set a trap.
But, off you go - you bite and snap!
The more I try, the more I fail.
Its time to hunt a smaller whale.
Diabetes, your an angry cat!
You make me mad, you make me fat!
Alcoholism was more fun.
When I was drunk, I liked to run.
Diabetes, oh you make me vex,
your data, it is too complex.