I love the proposed benefits and think they are deserved but I still don't think I would voluntarily join this club no matter how good the benefits were. Given a choice I would have passed. But since this was a forced membership I agree a few benefits would be nice.
I think I can add a couple of more the list
How about a pinch tester or a pinch injector. I would be nice if there was someone that could occasionally step in and take a turn at bat.
Or how about a personal food coach that would follow you around and says " Hey dude are you sure you want to eat that." anytime I make a poor food choice.
And Yeah free towels would be great.
I also think that we should expand our club to include everyone with diabetes. The T1's amongst us probably deserve a few benefits more than anyone else.