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Permalink Reply by Jason on April 20, 2009 at 7:29pm

I swear when I'm 60 my grandkids are going to be telling me Chuck Norris jokes.

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Permalink Reply by Jan on April 21, 2009 at 7:22am

Is Chuck Norris Type 1 or Type 2?

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Permalink Reply by Scott on April 21, 2009 at 8:42am

He's any damn type he wants to be

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Permalink Reply by Lois on April 24, 2009 at 5:38am

Good, Scott, good!

Lois

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Permalink Reply by Emily Joy on April 21, 2009 at 7:53am

i didn't think that chuck norris has diabetes... does he?

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Permalink Reply by Terry Keelan on April 21, 2009 at 10:52am

Diabetes is afraid of getting Chuck Norris!!

That's the perfect Chuck Norris Diabetes line!!

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Permalink Reply by Lois on April 24, 2009 at 5:39am

Another good one, Renee.

Lois

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Permalink Reply by Terry Keelan on April 21, 2009 at 10:52am

When Chuck Norris has high blood sugar, he beats it down . . . with his FISTS!
Nobody asks Chuck Norris "should you be eating that?" because if they do . . . they'll be eating LEAD!!
Chuck Norris doesn't use lancets, he uses a Bowie Knife.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a sharps container . . . he just leaves the needle in.

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Permalink Reply by Scott on April 21, 2009 at 2:16pm

When Diabetes goes to sleep at night, it looks under the bed for Chuck Norris

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Permalink Reply by Tyrell Clark on April 21, 2009 at 2:31pm

Even if Chuck does have diabetes, he doesn't need to take insulin, Chuck gives the world insulin.
Chuck doesn't need sugar, sugar needs Chuck.

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Permalink Reply by Scott on April 21, 2009 at 2:32pm

HAHAH

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Permalink Reply by Scott on April 21, 2009 at 9:37pm

Chuck Norris as 87 chromosomes. All of them are deadly

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