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I just tested and my sugar is 64 and I thought of how my husband should feed me something but he's asleep...and anyway, forgive this "drunk dial" of a discussion post when I'm THIS low and loopy, but I had to do it...

"Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when my sugar is 64?"

"Baby, you can drive my car (if you've tested and your sugar is in the appropriate range)."

"Eleanor Rigby...died of a high and was buried along with her ketostix..."

"Obla-di, obla-di, life goes on, yeah, even after diagnosis..."

I think we could start a band called the Dia-Beatles. I challenge you guys to come up with more diabetically-charged song titles and lyrics. Beatles only. Extra points if it the lyrics sound like the original ones...or fit with the melody and rhythm...or make me laugh.

(I will so regret this in about 15 minutes when those marshmallows kick in.)

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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The Beatles- "Hello, Goodbye"

Dia-Beatles- " I'm Low, It's High"

You say "yes" i say "no"
You say "stop!" i say "go,go,go!!"
Oh no
You say "My BG is High" and I say "its low, its low, its low"
I dont know why you say "its high" and I say "its low, its low, its low"
I dont know why you say "its high" and I say "its low"
I say "high" and you say "low"
You say "Why?" and I say " I dont know"
Oh no
You say "My BG is High" and I say "its low, its low, its low"
I dont know why you say "its high" and I say "its low, its low, its low"
(Low, High,Low, High,Low, High)

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Test Day - Birthday

You say it's your test day
It's my A1C too, yeah
They say it's your test day
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your test day
Happy A1C to you.

Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party

I would like you to dance ( Test day)
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance (Test day)
I would like you to dance (Test day)
Test

I would like you to dance (Test day)
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance (Test day)
I would like you to dance ( Test day)
Test Day

You say it's your Test Day
Well it's my A1C day too, yeah
You say it's your test day
We're gonna have a good test
I'm glad it's your test day
Happy test day to you.

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Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota
There lived a young diabetic named Rocky Raccoon
And one day his woman ran off with another guy
Hit young Rocky in the eye Rocky didn't like that
He said I'm gonna get that boy
So one day he walked into town
Booked himself a room in the local saloon.

Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
Only to find an insulin needle
Rocky had come equipped with a meter
To test the blood sugar of his rival
His rival it seems had broken his dreams
By stealing the girl of his fancy.

Her name was Magil and she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as nurse Nancy.
Now she and her man who called himself doctor Dan
Were in the next room at the screening
Rocky burst in and grinning a grin
He said Danny boy this is a showdown
But Daniel was hot-he had insulin in his shot
And Rocky collapsed in the corner.

Now the minimed rep came in
And proceeded to lie on the table
He said Rocky you met your match
And Rocky said, minimed man it's only a scratch
And I'll be better I'll be better when my blood sugar is able.

Now Rocky Raccoon he fell back in his room
Only to find an insulin needle
A minimed man checked out and he left it no doubt
To help with good Rocky's revival.

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Sorry guys, I just couldn't resist this. I thought it would give a nice visual to what Rick wrote.

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I love the video,, thanks Bobby!!!!

I think Rocky Raccoon, should be Tudiabetes, official animal mascot

Rick.

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(To Marilyn Manson's Beautiful People)

I'm under pressure. Am I low or high.
Why can't I be like any other guy.
I count them carbs no matter thick or thin!
After I eat, then that needle goes in!

The beautiful needle.
The beautiful needle.
The beautiful needle.

The beautiful needle.
The beautiful needle.
The beautiful needle.

My visons blury. My sugars sky High!
I run to the bathroom, I got tears in my eyes.
It is confusing, I don't know where to began.
How to convince myself that mashed potatoes are sin!

The beautiful needle.
The beautiful needle.
The beautiful needle.

The beautiful needle.
The beautiful needle.
The beautiful needle!

I'm feeling shaky and really numb.
I gave myself to much. How dumb.
I got to get myself some place there is juice!
And I got no f@%^ing excuse!

The beautiful needle.
The beautiful needle.
The beautiful needle.

AHH! AHH!

The beautiful needle.
Thebeautiful needle.
Te beautiful needle.

I wish you well

Robert

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So then it's "Insulin Manson"?

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Doh! I just seen the Beatles only thing, sorry.

day has been like that.

I wish you well

Robert

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S'okay, Robert! No worries!

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Don't Let Me Down

Don't let me down
Don't let me down
Don't let me down
Don't let me down

No sugar ever went right through me
uuh sugar do me , yes it does
And if some sugar ever stuck it to me
uuuh she do me
yes she does

Don't let me down
Don't let me down
Don't let me down
Don't let me down

I'm so low, not the first time
Don't you know it cannot last
It's a low that lasts forever
It's a low just like the past

Don't let me down
Don't let me down
Don't let me down
Don't let me down

And from the first time that
The sugar done me
Oo it done me, it done me good
I guess nobody ever really done me
Oo it done me, it done me good

Don't let me down
Don't let me down
Don't let me down
Don't let me down

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Site Infusion (Revolution)

You say you want a site infusion
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
You say your company's refusing
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
But when you talk of site infections
Don't you know that you can count me out
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
all right, all right

You say you want a site infusion
Well, you know
Is it on your abdomen?
You ask if there will be contusions
Well, you know
You can only try again,
But when you need needles
Because your supplies are late
All I can tell is brother you have to wait
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
all right, all right
Ah

ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...

You say you'll change the site infusion
Well, you know
We all want to get ahead
You tell me that it's all confusin'
Well, you know
You might try changing brands instead
But if you go carry yourself like a victim now
You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
all right, all right
all right, all right, all right
all right, all right, all right

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