An Italian, a German and a Frenchman went hiking. The Italian says "I am tired and thirsty, I must have a glass of Chianti". The German says "I am tired and thirsty, I must have a glass of beer". The Frenchman says "I am tired and thirsty, I must have diabetes."
Hahhahaha I love this one seriously..................
A young man wearing a cowboy hat, jeans and a beat up pair of boots shows up a support group for diabetic women. The ladies take note of his presence, but don't ask him to leave. Everyone goes around taking turns talking about when they were diagnosed what type they are and any tips they have for the newcomers for staying strong in the face of this disease. Finally one of the women's curiosity gets the best of her and she speaks to the young man.
"Young man, do you realize that you are at a Support Group for Diabetic Women?" "Yes ma'am I do" he responds politely tipping his hat.
"Do you mind if I ask why you are here?" "Well ma'am, I just moved here to the city and my momma told me that I should make sure to settle down and find myself a real sweet woman. Way I figure it, there are lots of sweet women here."
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