DIABETIC JOKES
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Permalink Reply by Terry Keelan on -
What is the favorite singing group of diabetics?
The BG's.
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Permalink Reply by Manny Hernandez on -
Good one! :)
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Permalink Reply by Terry Keelan on
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A diabetic dies and goes to heaven. (Naturally.)
"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter.
"Thank you," says the diabetic. "It's about time. What took you so long?"
"What do you mean what took us so long?" asks St. Peter.
"I mean I'm 360 years old! What took you so long?"
"360? That's impossible!" says St. Peter. "According to our records, you're only 82."
"Yeah? Check again," answers the diabetic.
St. Peter punches some keys on his keyboard, furrows his brow, then brightens.
"You're right," he says. "I see what happened. We calculated your age based on the number of times you changed lancets."
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Permalink Reply by Marps on -
hahaha. I RARELY change lancets. It's so bad. and gross if you get me thinking about it.
dammit! Now I have to change it because you've grossed me out! Thanks Terry!
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Permalink Reply by Marps on
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Ooh, ooh! I just thought of one!
I like to do the diabetes limbo: How low can you go?
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Permalink Reply by Stuart on -
No way Betty J.... cough one up .... COME ON....>: D.
What ever you come up with can't possibly be any worse than the one I opened the thread with. Share one....
Stuart
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Permalink Reply by Betty J on
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Sorry Stuart. I can appreciate jokes but when I hear one can't repeat them. I've never been a joke teller...sorry.
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Permalink Reply by Osob on -
Found this on a website....
An Italian, a German and a Frenchman went hiking. The Italian says "I am tired and thirsty, I must have a glass of Chianti". The German says "I am tired and thirsty, I must have a glass of beer". The Frenchman says "I am tired and thirsty, I must have diabetes."
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Permalink Reply by Osob on
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Hahhahaha I love this one seriously..................
A young man wearing a cowboy hat, jeans and a beat up pair of boots shows up a support group for diabetic women. The ladies take note of his presence, but don't ask him to leave. Everyone goes around taking turns talking about when they were diagnosed what type they are and any tips they have for the newcomers for staying strong in the face of this disease. Finally one of the women's curiosity gets the best of her and she speaks to the young man.
"Young man, do you realize that you are at a Support Group for Diabetic Women?"
"Yes ma'am I do" he responds politely tipping his hat.
"Do you mind if I ask why you are here?"
"Well ma'am, I just moved here to the city and my momma told me that I should make sure to settle down and find myself a real sweet woman. Way I figure it, there are lots of sweet women here."
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