DIABETIC JOKES
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Permalink Reply by Lisa Craig on -
I had to stop my husband when he called me Sweet Pea once!
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Permalink Reply by Domo! on -
this was in a book a read:
the patient was told he would have to start injecting insulin, the doc brought out the orange,vial,needle for him to test on. The doc showed him how to inject on the orange, "see it's easy". A couple weeks later the patient came back, the doc looked at this high readings it asked him if he was injecting? He said "yeah i inject the orange with insulin and then eat it, and just so you know i'm getting tired of eating oranges." har har har
A women was driving her car to the mall to get her friend a present when a low came on, but she didn't notice. Next thing she knows she wakes up in the hospital, she asked her husband what happened? He said they found a recipt in your purse for a banana hangar. But she had no recollection of going in the store and wasn't even aware banana hangars existed
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Why did the diabetic cross the road?
to stumble to the other side to fix his low at the bakery (i made this one up ha)
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Permalink Reply by literaryweasel on -
Some language in this picture, but... I think we've all been there, and it cracks me up every time I have a high or a low:
http://www.diabetesmine.com/images/2007/12/21/shh_meter_2.jpg
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Permalink Reply by zazzieuk on -
what is the most inappropriate thing you could sing in a diabetes clinic? Sugar, ah honey honey
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Permalink Reply by Anonymous Jim on -
If being High has nothing to do with youthful folly or illegal substances. You might be a diabetic.
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