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So, in lieu of another discussion thread, throw in your best diabetic pick-up lines. I'll start.


"Slow down sugar. I'm a diabetic."

Tags: diabetes, flirt, lines, love, pick-up, romance

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Baby, you look sweet enough to put me in a coma so you could have your way with me... oh wait, you won't need to put me in a coma for that to happen

Yes, I'm a bad man

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hahaha too cute!

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cute.. always cute. or nice... "oh you're such a nice guy"... /sigh

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:( sorry, I know what you mean. Does it help that I don't know you? Hell, for all I know you could be one wicked bad ass that's definitely not the "nice guy" :)

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yep, that's it! I'm a mean old man

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you kids!!! Get offa my lawn!!!

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Better believe he's BAD !

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well this isn't really a diabetic one, but my favorite would have to be the old one where you pick up a sugar packet (it has to say SUGAR on it) and go up to someone and say "I think you dropped your name tag".

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I like that one. I guess SPLENDA wouldn't work...

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Your the most delightful taste of cake I have ever expereinced. Your sweetness is so compleate that I may need to step away just to bolus.

How's that suger?

LOL

I wish you well

Robert

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bwahahahaha

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Robert!!

How very clever!! You never cease to surprise me!!

Lois La Rose

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