You know you are diabetic when someone tells you that there is a string attached to your cell phone, when really they have just noticed your pancreas (pump).
You know you a Diabetic when the menu come around. Then your wife says to the waiter. "Don't give him the desert menu!" sulk! huh, u been there?
Wow Frankie, Now that makes you real bad! But i just had to laugh!
I know, it happened twice! One of my lowest moments, no pun intended.
....when you ask the lab tech not to put pressure on her puncture so you can check two meters (did it this morning) and don't mind the gusher.
You know you are diabetic when you change your infusion site in the evening, and find the old one still in place the next morning.
You know you are diabetic when you get concerned that your little dog suddenly begins to drink lots of water and she wakes you up at 1a.m. to go potty....so your mind jumps automatically to doggie diabetes. (Luckily it appears to be just a uti)
When you're trying on clothes and consider where you'll put your pump.
you can't leave the house w/o your electronics and a bag of support materials and snacks.