I'm blaming diabetes for my broken collarbone
Alrighty, I broke it at my friend's house while playing airsoft.
Because of diabetes, my parent's never let me do sports when I was younger.
The only thing they would let me do is boyscouts.
While at scouts, I met my friend. Since he went to a different school system, there is no chance I would have met him elsewhere.
Also because I couldn't do sports, I got into airsoft to help with the boredom.
Since I wouldn't have met the guy, nor gotten into airsoft, I wouldn't have been at my friend's house playing air soft 3 weeks ago.
Therefore, diabetes broke my collarbone. Thanks a lot... stupid diabetes.